Saturday, December 03, 2005


Bulliton-just in from National (dangerous) OGN(Only Godly News) reporter Rex Kramer:

(Bible Belt) Rev. Pat Robertson, moral conscious of the nation and uncanny diviner of God’s will, today revealed that in his most recent conversation with Jesus, the Lord informed him that the entire state of Pennsylvania may soon feel His angry wrath. According to Robertson, who normally shies from injecting his superior Christian morals into the secular world, recent events within the Keystone State have angered heaven, and may have even signaled the coming of the “End of Days.”
Robertson cited the off-year election that ousted a Dover, PA pro-intelligent design school board as the first sign of blasphemy. “Well, I suppose those who were descended from monkeys were giddy about that, but I assure you, Jesus Christ, who descended from heaven and not, as some would argue, a red-assed baboon, was not.” Robertson, long rumored to be #2 on Jesus’ speed-dial, then identified the cowardly call by longtime Pennsylvania congressman John Murtha to pull our Holy Warriors from the land of the infidels as “an affront to God and all of the blessed and brave crusaders from the ages.”
Still, Robertson stated, he believed that the majority of Pennsylvanians were decent, upstanding Christians; that is, until he read the most recent polls regarding the 2006 Senate race, which show Christian hero and friend of the unborn, Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) lagging behind his baby-killing, Darwin-embracing challenger. “Let me just say this to the people of Pennsylvania,” kindly worded the usually apolitical Robertson, “if you replace a God-fearing man like Rick Santorum with a man who, more than likely, lies down with men and might even be Jewish, well, don’t be surprised if the Lord doesn’t have something for your asses..."
thanks again to Rex in Florida. THE JESUS CAMP MOVIE!! OUT IN NOV 2006 A MUST SEE!


Blogger John P. said...

Robertson is an absolute fool. He gets up there, says something stupid (like assassinating Chavez) and gets press! Santorum has to go. He blamed the the church child abuse on liberalism and asked for "tougher penalties" on people who decided to stay back during the hurricane. How about the elderly? How about people who don't own their own cars? This guy is scum and has to go.

11:36 PM  
Blogger AJ said...


The suggestion that the people of the United States of America should actually consider military action against another country's president-from a "Christian apologist"-
.... speaks volumns as to how low and self-serving many Christian Leaders and their sheep have come since 911.

I am from an area that has huge american flags draped elequently in their newly refurbished dazeling bright night-time illuminated foyers,
siliently (shouting) that God is really on our side.

12:38 PM  

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